[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you a house
I would [C] buy you a [G] house
[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield [D] or an [G] ottoman
[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G] dollars
I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant [D] automo[G]bile
[G] If I had a million dollars I'd buy your [D]lo--- [D6][D7][D6][D]ve. [G] Oh...

Chorus:

[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
[G/D] I'd build a tree fort [G/C] in [G]our [C]yard.
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
[G/D]You could help, it wouldn't [G/C]be [G] that [C]hard.
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
Wouldn't that be fabulous?

[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a [C]real fur coat that's [G]cruel
[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you an exotic pet
Like a [D]llama or an [G]emu
If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
All them [D]crazy elephant [G] bones
[G] If I had a million dollars I'd buy your [D]lo--- [D6][D7][D6][D]ve.

Chorus:

[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
[G/D]We wouldn't have to [G/C]walk [G] to the [C]store
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
[G/D]We'd take a limousine 'cause [G/C]it [G]costs [C]more
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinners.
But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.

[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green [D] dress, that's [G]cruel
[G] If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you some art
[D]Picasso or a [G]Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars
I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always [D]wanted a [G]monkey?
[G] If I had a million dollars I'd buy your [D]lo--- [D6][D7][D6][D]ve. [G] Oh...

[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars, If I had a million dollars
[C]If I had a [G]mil[D]lion [G]dollars, If I had a million dollars
[G]I'd be rich.